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fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

  • decades of horror cinema:

    what if maturing girls developed telekinesis, would that be scary or what

  • matilda:

    what if maturing girls developed telekinesis, hell yeah, that would fuckin own

fireandwonder:

ccharlesxavier:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

No. 

Mann vs. Wilde.

Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

Give it to me.

pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh stupid girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one in austria just before class started?

or did she get the cup online or somewhere, made coffee at home and brought it here in that cup?

it wasn’t even one of those fancy cups, it was the cardboard one

i need answers

miles-to-go-to-alaska:

Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry

miles-to-go-to-alaska:

Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

cobaltgear:

New Smash Bros looks great

cobaltgear:

New Smash Bros looks great

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

mightyhealthyquest:

In my opinion the only person you should get healthy for is yourself :)

Okay but saying that getting healthy is the same as losing weight is still pretty shit and untrue.

desex-your-ecks:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a pingu noot noot

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

asapscience:

The tiny Ringneck Snake. Small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, this snake’s main source of food being ants. Its orange and red underbelly acts as a deterrent to predators, who associate these colours with poisonous insects. We want to cuddle it.

asapscience:

The tiny Ringneck Snake. 

Small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, this snake’s main source of food being ants. Its orange and red underbelly acts as a deterrent to predators, who associate these colours with poisonous insects. We want to cuddle it.

rutdeleu:

one day a friend and I took a walk and stopped by a group of ducks, and there was a crow nearby. every so often the crow would mimic a duck call and the ducks would freak out looking for their missing duck friend while the crow tittered
what a jerk I love that crow

thesheinsideme:

guy:

THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR

"What ghost up"

tenchology:

Renly’s beard appreciation post

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