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rufusmcdoofus:

friend sad??? SAD??? i will not tolerate

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thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

thewearysavantponders:

purple skeleton going the extra mile.

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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plz-save-me-from-the-monsters:

dlubes:

theamazonprince:

internetexplorers:

*accidentally sucks your dick*

you just described gay porn

aw cmon gay porn has more plot than that. its more like

*delivers your pizza*

*accidentally sucks your dick*

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professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

wtfbadromancecovers:

At first glance, it looked only mildly disturbing. After a while, the geometry started to look more and more wrong. Then I began to wonder, what were these headless bodies up to in that position…
 Editor’s note: it’s a non- euclidian threesome!

wtfbadromancecovers:

At first glance, it looked only mildly disturbing. After a while, the geometry started to look more and more wrong. Then I began to wonder, what were these headless bodies up to in that position…


Editor’s note: it’s a non- euclidian threesome!

loreweaver:

loreweaver:

Do you ever look at a frog and just think

this is a predator

this is a creature that has evolved to hunt, kill, and devour other animals for its sustenance

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downpourbehindthesea:

what this world really needs is for more boys to wear eyeliner

skysquids:

some people love a happy, cheerful trans woman - we’re the perfect accessory to their tolerance.  lots of people love to pity a sad trans woman - they think we’re miserable because we wanna be just like them.  but everyone loves to hate an angry trans woman - our outrage does nothing to flatter them.

activatedcarbon:

The year is 2743.  Society as we know it has collapsed.  We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall.  There are no more countries.  There are no more governments.   Resources are at a dangerous low.  Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit.  Only one thing is certain:  There is a Java Update available.

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

dear friends, here is a brief psa

westerosbaptistchurch:

things that do not make you a man:

  • genital configuration

things that do make you a man:

  • inability to slay the witch-king of angmar

stephaniebrownisback:

What? She’s hardcore.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.