JEDWAAAAARD
I mean.
*ahem*
*Straightens tie.*
Anonymous asked you:How would each of the Batkids react if Bruce accidentally sent them a sext that had been meant for Selina? (Let’s a pretend Bruce knows how to sext).
Dick:
Barbara:
Jason:
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Why does “atheist gay” sound so funny in my head?
Like, “gay atheist” sounds right and flows a lot better off the tongue, but “atheist gay” sounds silly and fragmented
gaytheist?
Atheist can work as a noun. Gay can’t.
Also, you really should thank Ada Lovelace.
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Since she pretty much single-handedly invented programming.
The zombie apocalypse has started… http://ping.fm/ByaoF
Jesus christ. Signal boost for anyone living in Florida right now.
Though an American zombie apocalypse WOULD start in Florida.
Florida? phft. There you go taking credit away from Manitoba and that guy who stabbed, beheaded, and ate the guy beside him on the bus a couple years ago.
Wow. Just… wow.
oh dear sweet baby jesus are those bats hugging
Why do I imagine Bruce just standing over them going NO. STOP THAT.
YOU’RE HERE FOR THE VENGEANCE AND THE ATMOSPHERE. YOU’RE SENDING A BAD EXAMPLE TO THE WARDS.
-chokes-
Just give the award to Ireland for presenting Sassy Gay Cybermen and everyone can go home.