friend sad??? SAD??? i will not tolerate
purple skeleton going the extra mile.
The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him
At first glance, it looked only mildly disturbing. After a while, the geometry started to look more and more wrong. Then I began to wonder, what were these headless bodies up to in that position…
Editor’s note: it’s a non- euclidian threesome!
what this world really needs is for more boys to wear eyeliner
some people love a happy, cheerful trans woman - we’re the perfect accessory to their tolerance. lots of people love to pity a sad trans woman - they think we’re miserable because we wanna be just like them. but everyone loves to hate an angry trans woman - our outrage does nothing to flatter them.
The year is 2743. Society as we know it has collapsed. We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall. There are no more countries. There are no more governments. Resources are at a dangerous low. Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit. Only one thing is certain: There is a Java Update available.
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
things that do not make you a man:
- genital configuration
things that do make you a man:
- inability to slay the witch-king of angmar
What? She’s hardcore.