I have to face the fact that I will never pull off something so perfect as Hannibal’s victory at the Battle of Cannae of 216 BC. Accepting that is part of growing up
If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die!
Harry could have just shot him a text like
“Yo Sirius, where u at?”
“Just at home eatin some pasta”
“K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”
“Nah bro just chillin with kreacher”
CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED
I really like Subway but Domino’s is way better, hands down.
The Name of the Doctor
…… why is Tennent’s last name McDonald?!
….because that’s his real last name????
I knew David changed his last name to be a stage name but Slyvester McCoy? Oh you poor boy. You have almost as many names as Dumbledore.
I CAN’T CHOOSE A FAVORITE
"Arise! Arise, Riders of Craboden! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Claws shall be shaken! Shells shall be splintered ! A pincer day ! A red day ! Ere the sun rises ! Ride now! Ride now ! Ride ! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending ! Death ! Death ! Deeeaaatthhh!"
COME BROTHER TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL
A Letter from Queen Elizabeth II to Lorde.
Shit Rough Slogans: Pringles
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
IM PISSING THIS IS HOW RON GRAINER ORIGINALLY INTENDED THE DOCTOR WHO THEME TO BE LIKE HOLY FUCK
And now you can see why it’s so fucking annoying that Delia Derbyshire literally got no fucking proper credit for years.
After she passed away they found recordings from the 1960s she’d stored in her attic. She was a revolutionary musician, seriously, listen to samples on here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7512072.stm
The only prescription is more cowbell
You only see what they want you to see, remember that.
what a powerful image
This is one of my favorite images on tumblr because the point could have gotten across just as well by itself but someone had to slap the text on it and scream “DO YOU GET IT? IT’S THE MEDIA, OKAY?”