December 2011
ZOMGWTFBBQ
It’s my last time on tumblr for 2011!
See you all next year :)
is this "tumblr support" the staff keeps talking...
stayinbedgrowyourhair:
i’ve always had the impression it’s just like a bobblehead doll with a grumpy expression and when you press its tummy it sighs snottily and takes away more site functionality.
Entertain me with invasive questions.
1. What's your middle name?
2. What are you listening to right now?
3. What was the last thing you ate?
4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
5. Do you drink?
6. Do you smoke?
7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
8. What is your hair color?
9. What is your eye color?
10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
11. Dogs or cats?
12. What's your favorite animal?
13. What's your favorite television show?
14. What's your favorite movie?
15. What's your favorite band/singer?
Reblog if you're single as fuck.
dark-mirror:
iblamemariah:
nudes are the pokemon cards of tumblr
Dear people who don't obsess over tv shows, books,... →
kick-it-up-a-notch:
What exactly do you do all day?
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly the greatest character in the book? LOL! DEAD!
FACT: LGBT persons have their own separate...
factsaboutqueers:
LGBT House does not participate in the House or Quidditch Cup competitions as it was determined that it would be unfair for the other four houses to be completely stomped on by the LGBT house every single year. Instead, LGBT House members participate in their own competitions, one of which is known colloquially as “The Olympics”.
FACT: These facts can only be a fraction of the...
FACT: A life without glitter is a life unlived.
Today is the last Tuesday of 2011. Reblog now or...
kick-it-up-a-notch:
That awkward moment when you have reblogged the...
kick-it-up-a-notch:
…they probably think I’m stalking them…
…because I am.