whoever invented the internet must feel really ashamed because this is what it has been reduced to
- Calvin: I should be doing my homework now. But the way I look at it, playing in the snow is a lot more important. Out here I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life.
- Hobbes: Such as?
- Calvin: Procrastination and rationalization.
- Conservatives: If same-sex marriage is made legal, that will open the door to marriages between more than two partners!
- Me: And this is bad because... ?
- Me: I love the names for groups of animals. A murder of crows. An unkindness of ravens.
- Otana: From murder to unkindness, I guess we know who the real badasses of the animal kingdom are. What's next, a mild inconvenience of sparrows?
- Me: A vague annoyance of robins.
- Otana: An oh God fuck off already of pigeons.
god hates people who still find rage face memes funny